“Now, I’ve always heard that one of the most important things in life is to be confortable in one’s own skin. Well, I may have come to the not illogical conclusion that the more skin you have, the more confort you’ll feel! Presumably you’ve heard of making a mountain out of a molehill? Well, that one fussy molehill was now this eternally black-clad mountain. And, if my alleged resemblance to Elton John turns out to be a problem for anyone out there, all I can really say (politely and in a sing-song voice) is “blow my big bovine, tiny dancer cock!” Or you could just skip the whole thing – your choice”.
Simon & Schuster, 2011